"By visiting this Web site you have announced to the world that you are an atheist! This announcement is permanent and irrevocable -- our automated system has already sent notification of your godlessness to both the Library of Congress and your mother. We will mention you to the Pope the next time we see him.
Remember: as an atheist, you are bound by the list of Atheistic Rights & Responsibilities.
If you visited this page in error, we're sorry -- what's done is done."
Oh well, you didn’t really want to get raptured anyway did you? It sounds awfully painful.
I also enjoyed the list of Atheist Rights & Responsibilities as well as the disclaimer.
"1. Have no god
2. Don't worship stuff
3. Be polite
4. Take a day off once in a while.
5. Be nice to folks.
6. Don't kill people.
7. Don't fool around on your significant other.
8. Don't steal stuff.
9. Don't lie about stuff.
10.Don't be greedy.
Remember, theists will condemn you for living by this code because you are doing it of your own free will instead of because you're afraid that if you don't a supreme being will set you on fire."
If you visited this page in error, we're sorry -- what's done is done."
Oh well, you didn’t really want to get raptured anyway did you? It sounds awfully painful.
I also enjoyed the list of Atheist Rights & Responsibilities as well as the disclaimer.
"1. Have no god
2. Don't worship stuff
3. Be polite
4. Take a day off once in a while.
5. Be nice to folks.
6. Don't kill people.
7. Don't fool around on your significant other.
8. Don't steal stuff.
9. Don't lie about stuff.
10.Don't be greedy.
Remember, theists will condemn you for living by this code because you are doing it of your own free will instead of because you're afraid that if you don't a supreme being will set you on fire."
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