Wow it’s been a Long Time

Time flies doesn’t it? Sigh, it seems I never have time to rant and rave anymore. Besides I’ve been away.

I’ve been to “Sin City.” After hitting the Grand Canyon I spent a few days in Las Vegas. I find it a little hard to believe that anyplace would pride itself on being called “Sin City” but Vegas appears to be content. It’s certainly a place one should see at least once. If nothing else, the scale of the place is impressive as is the effectiveness of the theme illusions. Paris, New York, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Rome and Venetian themes are all scrunched together along the strip.

But man is it hot. The mercury hit 114 degrees while I was there and I don’t want to hear about dry heat. Try sticking your head in an oven set to 114 degrees.

The last time I was in Vegas was 25 years ago and the place is totally different but I can dispel the rumors that it's evolving toward a more family oriented environment. My overall impression was Times Square plopped on top of Atlantic City with a couple of handfuls of fraternity house thrown it. The last part comes from the empty drink glasses and beer bottles that tend to pile up during the night (but which somehow miraculously disappear by the next morning). I have no idea why anyone would bring young children to Las Vegas.

I randomly chose the Luxor to stay at and was underwhelmed. We spent most of our time at the Excalibur and were most impressed by the Bellagio.

I actually ended up about $6 ahead in the gambling department. I play video poker so it’s hard for me to win or lose a large amount. I was down when I drew 3 Aces to a single Ace hold on the last hand. Since getting 4 Aces from nothing is so ridiculously improbable I decided to call it a day.

Now what Vegas really needs is a Christian themed resort. I’ve got a name for it, "The Holy Land Hotel and Casino" and I’m working out the details. I guarantee you it will be exciting. Then I’ll just have to locate financing.