DeLay May Resign

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!! I think I’ll hold off opening the champagne until its official, but the AP is reporting that Tom DeLay will resign from Congress today.

DeLay is blaming those nasty Liberal Democrats for waging a negative campaign. "I refuse to allow liberal Democrats an opportunity to steal this seat with a negative personal campaign. The voters of the 22nd district of Texas deserve a campaign about the vital national issues that they care most about and that affect their lives every day and not a campaign focused solely as a referendum on me."

This from a guy that made his career on so-called “moral values” issues. Yo Tom, you hypocrite, vital national issues are not gay marriage and trying to force your own corrupted view of Christian morality (an oxymoron if ever there was one) onto those of us who aren’t interested. Vital national issues are congressmen taking bribes from lobbyists to vote for vested interests. You know anyone in that category?

Now if they threw your ass in jail, that would make things complete. I can just picture Tom now, bandana around his head, jail denim shirt open to the waist, hairy chest poking through and being some really big ugly dude’s main bitch. Now that would be justice.

Nah, only kidding about that last part.