Two low flying F-16’s have caused the untimely death of Santa’s Reindeer Rudolf. The Danish Air Force, after verifying the details of the tragedy, offered about $5,000 in compensation.
An Air Force spokesman said, “We’re more than happy to pay if it means that children around the world will get their presents.”
And it’s only September. This is actually true. The Santa involved was a part-time Claus with two reindeer to pull his sled. Rudolf was peacefully grazing when the jets passed overhead last February and, I assume, gave the poor beastie a heart attack. The part-time Santa will use the $5,000 to buy a Rudolf replacement.
Good thing it was the Danish Air Force, we would have probably gone back and nuked the other reindeer.
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